Guy Quotes
Some AWESOME quotes I flicked from someone else's website. (Though I could've thought of them if I had time :)) All men are not homeless, but some men are home less than others. Men can read maps better than women. Cause only the male mind could conceive of one inch equaling a hundred miles If you never want to see a man again, say, ‘I love you, I want to marry you. I want to have children…’ – they leave skid marks. There are three stages of man: He believes in Santa Claus; he doesn’t believe in Santa Claus; he is Santa Claus. Women now have choices. They can be married, not married, have a job, not have a job, be married with children, unmarried with children. Men have the same choice we’ve always had: work or prison. The best way to get a man to do something is to suggest they are too old for it. You know when you put a stick in water and it looks bent ? That’s why I never take baths. A man in the house is worth two in the street. Behind every successful man there is ...